Waylon Jennings
Truck Driver
Sandra Bernhard
Grouch Waitress
Caroll Spinney
Big Bird / Oscar the Grouch / Bruno the Trashman (voice)
Jim Henson
Kermit the Frog / Ernie(voice)
Frank Oz
Cookie Monster / Bert / Grover (voice)
Richard Hunt
Gladys the Cow / Feathered Friends Owl (voice)
Kathryn Mullen
Feathered Friend's Magistrate / Grouch Diner Patron (voice)
Jerry Nelson
Count von Count / Herry Monster (voice)
Laraine Newman
Mommy Dodo (voice)
Brian Hohlfeld
Daddy Dodo (voice)
Sally Kellerman
Miss Finch
Sally Kellerman
Miss Finch (voice)