Catherine Corcoran
Lauren
Lloyd Kaufman
Lee Harvey Herzkauf
Babette Bombshell
Principal Westly
Tara E. Miller
Rachel Ruysch
Mark Quinnette
Michaelangelo
Josh Potter
Kevin the Duck Monster / Jock
Clay von Carlowitz
Eugene
Debbie Rochon
Coach Kotter
Joe Fleishaker
Lauren 6 Months Later
Charlotte Kaufman
Audrey Benjamin
Doug Sakmann
Flag Cretin / Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
Monique Dupree
Shower Girl (as Dupree)
Nico Praz
Tromorganic Burger Victim
Mark Torgl
School Janitor
Stan Lee
Narrator (as Peter Parker)
James D. Rolfe
Angry Video Game Nerd