Phil Vischer
Archibald Asparagus / Jonah / Twippo / Bob the Tomato / Mr. Lunt / Pirate Lunt / Percy Pea / Phillipe Pea / Pa Grape / Pirate Pa / Nezzer / King Twistomer / Cockney Pea #2 (voice)
Mike Nawrocki
Larry the Cucumber / Pirate Larry / Jean Claude Pea / Cockney Pea #1 / Self-Help Tape Voice / Jerry Gourd / Whooping BBQ Pea (voice)
Lisa Vischer
Junior Asparagus (voice)
Daniel Anderson
Dad Asparagus (voice)
Kristin Blegen
Laura Carrot (voice)
Shelby Vischer
Annie (voice)
Jim Poole
Scooter, Townsperson (voice)
Ron Smith
City Official, Crazy Jopponian (voice)
Sarah Catherine Brooks
Message from the Lord Choir (voice)
Paige Craig
Message from the Lord Choir (voice)
Adam Frick
Message from the Lord Choir (voice)
Chris Geiger
Message from the Lord Choir (voice)
Michael Harrison
Message from the Lord Choir (voice) (as Mike Harrison)
Amy Howard
Message from the Lord Choir (voice)