Quentin Tarantino
Himself - Kermit's Director
David Alan Grier
Uncle Henry
Steve Whitmire
Kermit / Beaker / Rizzo / Statler (voice)
Dave Goelz
Gonzo / Bunsen / Waldorf / Zoot (voice)
Bill Barretta
Pepe / Dr. Teeth / Johnny Fiama / Bobo / Lew Zealand / Swedish Chef / Bubba (voice)
Eric Jacobson
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam Eagle (voice)
Kevin Clash
Clifford / Mulch / Black Dog (voice)
John E. Kennedy
Angel Marie / Floyd Pepper (voice)
Rickey Boyd
Scooter / Crazy Harry (voice)
Tyler Bunch
Janice / Old Tom / Pop / Treelo (voice)
Julianne Buescher
Green Lady / Chicken (voice)
John Henson
Sweetums (voice)
Drew Massey
Muppet Performer
Allan Trautman
Crow / Old Tom (voice)
Alice Dinnean
Camilla / Foo-Foo (voice)
Mike Quinn
Spotted Dick (voice)
Gord Robertson
Muppet Performer
Adam Behr
Muppet Performer
Jeny Cassady
Muppet Performer
Geoff Redknap
Muppet Performer
James Rowley
Muppet Performer
Kelly Osbourne
Post-Makeover Dorothy (uncredited)
Edward Hibbert
Stage Manager (uncredited)