Kevin Smith
Silent Bob (voice)
Eliza Dushku
Lipstick Lesbian (voice)
Tara Strong
Cocknocker / Small Fry the Science Guy (voice)
Jon Lovitz
The Mad Scientist (voice)
Ralph Garman
Dick Head / Doc Brown (voice)
Neil Gaiman
Albert the Manservant (voice)
Ben Gleib
NewsGroup (voice)
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
Blunt-Girl (voice)
Ray William Johnson
Quick-Stop hipster (voice)
Scott Mosier
The General / Quick-Stop hipster guy (voice)
Ming Chen
Shower Bully 1 (voice)
Bryan Johnson
Shower Bully 2 / Travis the Comic-Hating Bully (voice)
Walt Flanagan
Shower Bully 3 / Giagra Ad Narrator (voice)
Kevin Conroy
The Mayor of Red Bank (voice)
Brian Faraldo
The Diddler (voice)
Jensen Karp
Dick Head's doctor (voice)
Steve Stark
NewsGroup's mother / Internet cafe waitress (voice)
Brian O'Halloran
Dante Hicks (voice)