Gbatokai Dakinah
Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sammy Salomon
Capt. B. Dick
Coco C.P. Dalbert
ArmInAss
Bob Rockwell
Narrator (voice)
Rob Pederson
Sgt. Shaved Balls (voice)
Dan Marmorstein
Capt. Jack B. Dick (voice)
Bob Harris
D. Ildo (voice)
Roland Engelhardt
Mr. Swohl & Heinz (voice)
Johnny Conny
Black Gay Ambassador
Tony Thomas
White Gay Ambassador
Scott Ritter
The President (voice)
Cristiaana Sabella
The Hooker (voice)
Verner Mollerup Christensen
Ukranian
Heidrun von Wildenraut
German
Heintz Heinrick von Grundstead
German
Nina N. Rosenmeier
Hooker